tastier:

(18+)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

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